do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do
-And I'm a little bit of a bitch.
Me: I would really like to hear white persons opinion…
A white: *materializes out of thin air and opens they mouth to speak*
Me: ON WHY THEY CAN EAT MY ASS!!
Me: BITCH YOU THOUGHT!
Me:YOU THOUGHT BITCH YOU THOUGHT!
when mcdonalds forgets your barbeque sauce
carne asada fries AND chicken enchiladas with a side of rice and beans and an horchata
for at least a week
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike
i feel as though we’ve had different experiences