Guys, I’m seriously in love with Nate. Sure, he’s probably in his late 20’s or early 30’s with 2 kids and a recent divorce, but so what? We’re probably only 6-12 years apart, we get along really well, AND we dislike the same type of customers.
Did I mention he’s funny and super gorgeous?
Here comes the hard part. HOW DO I MAKE HIM GAY?

