I mean, I’ll totally settle for Ricardo though. He’s the guy who sells the zip fizz. He’s probably around my age, his Spanish is so smooth and totally gives me an ear boner, and he has these crazy grayish blueish greenish eyes, I can’t even tell what color they are but oh my god he is one fine ass piece of chorizo. OH MY GOD I SHOULD JUST STOP WORKING AT COSTCO.
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